So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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