how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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