I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
time to smoke my breakfast
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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