She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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