she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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