i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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