This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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