i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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