No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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