And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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