I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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