so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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