i think i have herpe
just one?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Randomize
