I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?