If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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