I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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