There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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