I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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