In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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