you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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