Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
