No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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