i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.