love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat