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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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