I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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