Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You need a sexual gate keeper
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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