Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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