In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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