I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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