I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
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you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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