We're like a lot better than the average bears
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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