Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
