On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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