Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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