Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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