In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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