i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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