I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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