he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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