no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
