its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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