we have officially lost it.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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