My boss' voice literally gives me gas
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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