A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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