puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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