He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You can't just leave with hair like that
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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