do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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