you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I wear drunk well.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
