i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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