I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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