You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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