Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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